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trickythom
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:13 am    Post subject: Famous Last Words... Reply with quote

I was playing on car talk and came across this. It had a mushroom one, so I thought "what the heck".
Famous Last Words
** It's fireproof.

** He's probably just hibernating.

** What does this button do?

** It's probably just a rash.

** Are you sure the power is off?

** The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

** Pull the pin and count to what?

** Which wire was I supposed to cut?

** I wonder where the mother bear is.

** I've seen this done on TV.

** These are the good kind of mushrooms.

** I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

** Let it down slowly.

** It's strong enough for both of us.

** This doesn't taste right.

** I can make this light before it changes.

** Nice doggie.

** I can do that with my eyes closed.

** I've done this before.

** What duck?

** Well, we've made it this far.

** That's odd.

** Don't be so superstitious.

** Now watch this.
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cultured1
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've said at least a half dozen of those. It's amazing I didn't kill myself as a kid. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's another one-

Thats harmless!!

Mark
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shroomgal
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one!

Car Talk is a great show! I listen to it on NPR many times while driving around on Saturday morning. For those of you unfamiliar with it, it's Ray & Tom Magliozzi, car repair guys from Boston, MA, who take calls from the listening audience about car and sometimes relationship problems, and a better hour could not be spent listening to their infectious laughter! The first time I ever heard it I was sitting at a Jiffy Lube waiting for my car to get serviced. One time they took a call from the space shuttle in orbit!! It was hilarious!! They also have a weekly puzzler to figure out.

Give it a listen sometime.

http://cartalk.com/Radio/Show/
Mr. Green
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trickythom
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yea shroomgal, they are funny. I never get a chance to listen to them on the radio. I have to listen on the internet whenever I get time. I am so glad that they have it on line. I hate to miss a show.
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SporePrint
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heres one----
Hey Y'all Watch This
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