Hello Members!

So who is going to be the first to pick the savoury morel this year. Any tips, any stories? General areas only. Do not describe specific sites, unless you want to lose them.

Whistle

No morels here, I'm just watching snow, & it's not melting fast enough.

Things are starting to warm up a little here, I would estimate morels would be out here as early as a few weeks from now. Just depends on when we get our next rain pretty much. Cant wait to go out looking for them!

Ill tell you who got the first morels.....my boss. I gave him about a half pound of dried ones from last year (hoping he would give me a raise).
He got a fat belly and i got no raise......NO MUSHROOMS FOR YOU!!!

Alright Sporeprint!

Your tale of woe made me laugh so hard that I changed the channel on my monitor, tears in my eyes and banging my head on the keyboard. But, my pants are fine...thank you very much for that laugh!

But, hey now, if you can afford to bribe an already fat boss with a half a pound of dried morel you must have had a fine year last year. I'd like to hear about it (it is that time of year when we start dreaming of catching those Siamese Cats of the Mushroom World, only weeks away now), you are far gone from my range and I from yours, lets have some stories.

As for the boss, stiff that clown. We don't pick for nobody for free. Make this a mushroom free year for that Turkey---or better yet take him out foraging and make him work for a change!

Whistle

Serves you right for sucking up to the boss I don't have that problem, mainly for the sad fact that I have no respect for my so called superiors.
Maybe next time you can direct him to a nice patch of Galerinas.