Ok, Kadakuda and Psynaut, I am certain now that you guys are running a training school for Pine sniffing dogs, y'all want to keep it hidden do you? LOL (Sorry but the Smileys give me the creeps, I will use the basic stuff ).
Seriously, do you think that dogs could be trained to find pine mushrooms, and if so, why haven't they been?
Kadakuda,
Now if you want ranch flavoured Lobster chips if I were you I would slice them fairly thin, not paper thin but about match stick thin, give them a good bath in lemon juice and salt and a touch of water. After an hour or so of that dip them in a mixture of powdered milk and powdered thyme, powdered marjoram, basil and oregano(mostly the milk). Sorry, don't put them into the spices wet, let them dry a bit, then throw them i the dryer.
Now, since eating raw (dried) lobbies hasn't killed YOU yet give that a shot, for you other folks out there---DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME---until you know how these mushrooms affect you personally. I have never tried this recipe personally and am only responding to a request from a person with some experience wanting to know how to go about making a ranch flavoured lobster mushroom chip. How to do it generally, I can do. But Would I Eat It?. Ah well Hell, if it tasted good. Thats what I can do---your Doctor can fix the rest---LOL, LOL.
Whistle